Every Pun Is Intended...

september 18th, 2008

johnnydeppseyeliner:

bulletsera:

BOYS LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD IN EYELINER. THE FACT THAT ITS NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE FOR BOYS TO WEAR EYELINER MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH A WALL 

no one is more surprised than i am that i didn’t make this post originally. 

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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neko-haru:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
Aziz Ansari (via grimapparitions)

allteensrelate:

seeing your one successful post on your dash like
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holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

annehathawillannehathaway:

just put it directly into my mouth

annehathawillannehathaway:

just put it directly into my mouth

shorm:

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

hithertokt:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I am seriously cracking up right now XD

I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.

sunroofs:

ja-ll:

this is literally something that could only happen because they’re actually together

relationship goals