september 18th, 2008
BOYS LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD IN EYELINER. THE FACT THAT ITS NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE FOR BOYS TO WEAR EYELINER MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH A WALL
no one is more surprised than i am that i didn’t make this post originally.
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
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seeing your one successful post on your dash like
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster
*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette
just put it directly into my mouth
the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID
Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts
I am seriously cracking up right now XD
I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.
ases #he thinks he’s so cool with his deduction #i would like to see how long he woulding evidence #because really what the fuck am i suppose to write #that he fucking loorbie houses and a bear in his basement #fuck you sherlock #just fuck youactual fucking work #easy for him to be so sassy and genius
WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMEONE WHO CAN SPEAK ANDERSON IN THE AUDIENCE. PLEASE STEP UP AND TRANSLATE HIS OTHER SCENES TOO