"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance
What. Is. Happening?????
Why is Misha Collins following me on Twitter??
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
I like to think that Howl and Calcifer just sat down and had tea and a chat once in a while. You would too if your fireplace were a sentient fire demon. It’s one of the perks.
(Super late submission to ghibli jam, which I only found out about at 10PM last night (!) Process on twitter.)
WHAT THE CHUFF JOHN THOUGH OMG I LOVE YOU SHERLOCKSPEARE
"I’ve been in New York for four years, but I feel like my roots are growing very slowly. I’m very shy. I have trouble initiating conversations. I always joke that I look like Fonzie and feel like Richie Cunningham."
they could be a gator
Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.