Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke
Mary Poppins Premiere - Saving Mr. Banks Premiere
-Oh the weather outside is weather
But the fire is so fire
Sense we’ve got no place to place
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow-
APPARENTLY this is a thing, the rupee is a box for an engagement ring. Shut the front door.
Not sorry for all the Zelda spam.
It better make the noise when you open it
Omg are you serious?
How adorable ;-;!
i have an incredibly useless talent of applying a screen protector flawlessly
How the fuck
Soft Benny, warm Benny, ginger ball of fur…
Happy Benny, sleepy Benny, purr, purr, purr.
Go to sleep, and when you wake up, Imma hit that thing again…
i heard a pigeon outside and i said “my son” im not sure why
this is very, extremely important
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
↳Anastasia (1997) - Anastasia + Dimitri
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
Because I love this show.
You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
today! the last fancy date till 100 years later