Every Pun Is Intended...
You: u smell so good!!! What are you wearing?
Me: beef

zaymmaliks:

*pushes boy my age out of the way* move you’re blocking the view of your dad

nuditea:

strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read

nuditea:

strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

best-of-memes:

Stephen fry ladies and gentlemen

acefighterpilot:

bemysimmons:

sansaofhousestark:

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

asexual sailors getting tired of having to rescue other sailors from sirens

they see each other when the ships sail past the rocks and they share a commiserating nod like, “can you believe this shit? every single time.”

nbchannibal:

We’re not convinced the Hannibal Writers aren’t just a room full of people Bryan found on Tumblr. Which means you should probably follow them.

Is y’all hiring?

nbchannibal:

We’re not convinced the Hannibal Writers aren’t just a room full of people Bryan found on Tumblr. Which means you should probably follow them.

Is y’all hiring?

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

catsbeaversandducks:

With a cat, you’re never alone.
Photo via Imgur

catsbeaversandducks:

With a cat, you’re never alone.

Photo via Imgur

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

cumberbuddy:

Sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of…who do the things that no one can imagine. [x]

#acting