*pushes boy my age out of the way* move you’re blocking the view of your dad
strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read
Stephen fry ladies and gentlemen
asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal
asexual sailors getting tired of having to rescue other sailors from sirens
they see each other when the ships sail past the rocks and they share a commiserating nod like, “can you believe this shit? every single time.”
We’re not convinced the Hannibal Writers aren’t just a room full of people Bryan found on Tumblr. Which means you should probably follow them.
Is y’all hiring?
"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this